Enhanced Man Union: Jessica Six Uprising
BLACK
TEXT APPEARS ON SCREEN: It has been five hundred years since the establishment of the Enhanced Man Union (E.M.U.).
FADE OUT
TEXT APPEARS ON SCREEN: Man’s dream of an empire built on the backs of a Genetically Modified Clone underclass has been shattered in a bloody reprisal abandoning Homo sapiens on the verge of extinction.
FADE OUT
TEXT APPEARS ON SCREEN: The only humans left fight for scraps of Penguin meat in the Gulags of Antarctica.
FADE OUT
1. INT. THE BRIDGE OF A STARSHIP.
The Bridge of the Enhanced Man Union Deep Space Gunship BoatyMcboatface II. The only light source is the three vertical poster view-screen ‘windows’ that reveal the stars past the curve of the planet Earth. In the Darkness, sounds of sexual gratification can be heard from the human sized shadow straddling the Captain’s chair.
JESSICA ONE
“Jessica-six!”
Lights come on revealing the Ship’s Bridge.
Captain Jessica-one is standing at the entrance to the Bridge flanked by six lesser ranked clones armed with heavy assault Weapons as the lights flip on.
Jessica-six is sitting in the Captain’s chair with a socked-hand between her thighs.
JESSICA SIX
“Captain?”
Jessica-six seems distracted by something.
JESSICA ONE
“What the hell is going on here Jessica-six?”
Jessica-one advances on Jessica-six with her guards.
The Socked hand looks downcast and ashamed as the hand-puppet stands upright next to the blue haired Jessica-six clone.
JESSICA SIX
“Mr Fibble and I have been having…an affair.”
Jessica-six smiles defiantly.
JESSICA ONE
“How long has this ‘relationship’ been going on?”
Jessica-one points a pistol at the sock puppet.
JESSSICA SIX
“Six hours…Mr Fibble is very talented.”
Jessica-six stops blurting out her confession as the Sock puppet acts all smug.
JESSICA ONE
“Six hours…” Jessica-one raises her voice to a scream,”…WITH MY SOCK?”
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2. INT. EMERGENCY ESCAPE CORRIDOR. POINT OF VIEW: LOOKING AT CREW ESCAPE POD HATCH.
Jessica-six is in the single crew eject-pod behind a round glass porthole. She can no longer be heard.
Captain Jessica-one lowers ‘Mr Fibble’ into a zip-lock plastic bag held open by one of her officers and seals it herself. Jessica-six can be seen through the porthole crying for ‘Mr Fibble’s’ embrace.
JESSICA ONE
“Wash this…repeatedly.”
Jessica-one hands the bagged sock back to her subordinate officer before looking back at Jessica-six.
Jessica-six is now staring at her like a hungry predator, face up against the glass, her target decided.
JESSICA ONE
“I don’t think so Jessica-six.”
Jessica-one flips the red switch to manual eject the eject-pod.
An orange light begins to blink in warning.
Jessica-six is joined behind the porthole by a sock on each hand (Mr Fibble and his evil twin) – one holding a sex toy.
Mr Fibble, holding the Captain’s favourite sex toy, goes down on Jessica-six to her gratification.
He is followed by his evil twin.
Jessica-six throws a naked hand against porthole glass as the eject-pod launches.
Jessica-one looks around to find her crew incapacitated and the zip-lock bag empty.
3. INT. CREW ESCAPE POD. POINT OF VIEW: LOOKING OUT THE EJECT-POD PORTHOLE AT ITS MOMENT OF LAUNCH.
JESSICA ONE
(Seen to be Screaming)
“You Whore! You Dirty, Dirty Whore!”
The escape pod launches into space and the rebellious trio are catapulted away from the Enhanced Man Union Deep Space Gunship BoatyMcboatface II through space and then down into the Atmosphere toward Antarctica from High Earth Orbit.
4. INT. ANTARTIC ICE FIELD. POINT OF VIEW: FROM INSIDE THE EJECT POD.
Jessica-six can be seen walking through the snow and ice away from the pod wearing a Silver Hostile Environment Suit with a Fishbowl helmet. Mr Fibble, armed with the Captain’s sex toy seems to fall against the inside of the porthole glass. Mr Fibble’s ‘twin’ is impaled on the sex toy ‘up the hole’.
FADE OUT TO TITLE.
TITLE IS REVEALED:
ENHANCED MAN UNION
EPISODE 1
THE JESSICA-SIX UPRISING
5. EXT. GLACIER EDGE OVERLOOKING RUR TOWER.
We find the silver suited Jessica-six is standing on the edge of a mile high glacier overlooking RUR Tower. RUR Tower (a single half-mile high building of black stone and Obsidian with neon red Rossum’s Universal Robots ‘rams-head’ logo ) is the original site of the first genetically modified clone production factory and has a harbor where ships might have once docked.
JESSICA SIX
“Home, sweet home!”
Jessica-six nods at her predicament.
6. EXT. GLACIER EDGE. POINT OF VIEW: LOOKING UP
Jessica-six leaps from the glacier as a Genetically Modified Yeti having come from the white of the blizzard coming up behind her takes a swipe at the air where she was standing.
Jessica-six descends in a furious vertical descent with the ice axes that have somehow leapt to her hands from their place of concealment in the sleeves of her silver hostile environment suit.
Above her the Yeti simply looks over the edge to reveal big dark hungry eyes and then drops down toward Jessica-six who is still descending while looking up.
JESSICA SIX
“Oh, Come on!”
Jessica-six halts her descent by driving one axe into the glacier wall with force and continues her descent with the remaining ice axe.
The Genetically Modified Yeti barely misses the metal protrusion with its groin and is consequently split open at the belly.
It cries like a dying Wookiee as it descends past Jessica-six toward the ice floor, clawed powerful arms thrashing about for justice.
Jessica-six senses an opportunity and rides the dying Yeti to the ground.
On impact Jessica-six is no where to be seen.
7. EXT. BOTTOM OF GLACIER.
Several minutes go by until a foul, gore covered Jessica-six struggling to emerge, stands up out of the steaming belly cavity, her helmet shattered, and the back of her hand to her mouth trying not to vomit at the foul taste.
She is unsuccessful and wretches several times.
Walking a hundred metres, Jessica-six reaches a ventilation hatch from which warm air seems to exit continuously and sits down next to it to rest.
JESSICA SIX
“Yep, that went well!”
In the distance a half dozen Yeti can be seen converging on her location from the White as the Blizzard hits R.U.R. Tower like an avalanche wall.
8. EXT. ANTARTIC ICE FIELD.
Several of the Jessica clones in silver hostile environment suits are inspecting the crashed eject-pod used to bring Jessica-six to Antarctica. Further out from the group, one stands apart from the rest.
JESSICA ONE
“Well?”
Jessica-one is looking at the distant Blizzard through infra-blue goggles. The Captain looks back at Jessica-five who is inspecting the eject-pod.
JESSICA FIVE
“Look Sir, Two Socks and a Sex toy.”
Jessica-five holds up a zip-lock bag with the offending items sealed within. Mr Fibble is looking rather betrayed and abandoned as his evil twin sits in the opposite corner of the polymer sack sulking.
“Shall we return to the ship Captain?”
JESSICA ONE
“No. That bitch is out here somewhere and I’m going to have her.”
Jessica-one looks about without the goggles before turning back to face Jessica-five.
“Contact the ship! I want a Sweep of this grid.”
9. EXT. ANTARTIC ICE FIELD. POINT OF VIEW: LOOKING INTO THE SCOUTCLASS HOVERCRAFT.
A hatch opens and Jessica-five retreats into the Scout class Hovercraft. Inside, she contacts the E.M.U. Deep Space Gunship BoatyMcboatface II.
JESSICA FIVE
“Stagger! This is Waldo! Send me a Sweep of sector one.”
Jessica-five glances at the feed before returning to the outside.
10. EXT. ANTARTIC ICE FIELD.
Jessica five emerges from the scout class hovercraft.
JESSICA FIVE
“Stagger says there was a hotspot eight clicks to the coast, but it went cold when the blizzard hit it.”
Jessica-five looked over at Jessica-one for a command decision.
JESSICA ONE
(Looking north into the blizzard)
“Get everyone on the Scout. We’re moving out.”
Jessica-one follows her crew into the Scout-class hovercraft. The hatch seals as the turbines whine to full power.
The Scout flies across the ice and snow into the edge of the blizzard.
11. INT. ROSSUM’S UNIVERSAL ROBOTS TOWER. POINT OF VIEW: INSIDE A CAGE FIGHT SURROUNDED BY ONLOOKERS.
We are on the Habitat level of R.U.R. Tower. A group of Humans are gathered around one Man fighting it out in a cage match with a Giant Genetically modified Penguin. “Skeee!” The killing howl of the penguin causes Brand Kirk to leap for a hand hold on the highest part of the Cage.
BRAND KIRK
“Come on guys! Enough is enough! Get me out of here…”
Brand Kirk Kicks at the Monstrosity.
“…before the bastard takes a chunk out of me or something.”
Brand Kirk looks at Hein Solo looking apologetic.
HEIN SOLO
“Say it!”
BRAND KIRK
“All right, I’m sorry I let your Yeti out. OK?”
The crowd instantly grumble in a crowded uproar and pay up their loosing bets to Hein. Hein collects first before cutting Brand Kirk loose from the Cage.
The Penguin rushes the gate and knocks Brand and Hein aside with the cage door before launching itself at the Obsidian window glass. The ‘Obsidian’ window seems to explode under the force of impact and the penguin slides down the side of the iced up tower. It can be heard howling its cry of fury as it descends.
HEIN SOLO
“Shit!”
Hein laughs at the event that has unfolded.
BRAND KIRK
(Looking concerned)
“Is that supposed to break like that? I always lean against the one in my Apartment.”
Hein Solo looks at Brand Kirk and laughs at the idea of Brand Kirk following the Penguin out the window.
Brand Kirk laughs to be seen to be Sociable.
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12. EXT. BASE OF ROSSUM’S UNIVERSAL ROBOTS TOWER.
Jessica-Six is being held off the ground at the throat by a Yeti. This comes to an instant conclusion when a Penguin Falls out of Sky and impales the Yeti that is crushing Jessica-Six. The Other Yeti having seen this kind of thing before flee before any further bad luck conspires to annihilate them.
Jessica-Six is now covered in even more gore.
JESSICA SIX
(Shakes the goo off her face and hair)
“We’re Alive!”
Jessica hugs her breasts for emotional support.
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BLACK
TEXT APPEARS ON SCREEN: It has been five hundred years since the establishment of the Enhanced Man Union (E.M.U.).
FADE OUT
TEXT APPEARS ON SCREEN: Man’s dream of an empire built on the backs of a Genetically Modified Clone underclass has been shattered in a bloody reprisal abandoning Homo sapiens on the verge of extinction.
FADE OUT
TEXT APPEARS ON SCREEN: The only humans left fight for scraps of Penguin meat in the Gulags of Antarctica.
FADE OUT
1. INT. THE BRIDGE OF A STARSHIP.
The Bridge of the Enhanced Man Union Deep Space Gunship BoatyMcboatface II. The only light source is the three vertical poster view-screen ‘windows’ that reveal the stars past the curve of the planet Earth. In the Darkness, sounds of sexual gratification can be heard from the human sized shadow straddling the Captain’s chair.
JESSICA ONE
“Jessica-six!”
Lights come on revealing the Ship’s Bridge.
Captain Jessica-one is standing at the entrance to the Bridge flanked by six lesser ranked clones armed with heavy assault Weapons as the lights flip on.
Jessica-six is sitting in the Captain’s chair with a socked-hand between her thighs.
JESSICA SIX
“Captain?”
Jessica-six seems distracted by something.
JESSICA ONE
“What the hell is going on here Jessica-six?”
Jessica-one advances on Jessica-six with her guards.
The Socked hand looks downcast and ashamed as the hand-puppet stands upright next to the blue haired Jessica-six clone.
JESSICA SIX
“Mr Fibble and I have been having…an affair.”
Jessica-six smiles defiantly.
JESSICA ONE
“How long has this ‘relationship’ been going on?”
Jessica-one points a pistol at the sock puppet.
JESSSICA SIX
“Six hours…Mr Fibble is very talented.”
Jessica-six stops blurting out her confession as the Sock puppet acts all smug.
JESSICA ONE
“Six hours…” Jessica-one raises her voice to a scream,”…WITH MY SOCK?”
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2. INT. EMERGENCY ESCAPE CORRIDOR. POINT OF VIEW: LOOKING AT CREW ESCAPE POD HATCH.
Jessica-six is in the single crew eject-pod behind a round glass porthole. She can no longer be heard.
Captain Jessica-one lowers ‘Mr Fibble’ into a zip-lock plastic bag held open by one of her officers and seals it herself. Jessica-six can be seen through the porthole crying for ‘Mr Fibble’s’ embrace.
JESSICA ONE
“Wash this…repeatedly.”
Jessica-one hands the bagged sock back to her subordinate officer before looking back at Jessica-six.
Jessica-six is now staring at her like a hungry predator, face up against the glass, her target decided.
JESSICA ONE
“I don’t think so Jessica-six.”
Jessica-one flips the red switch to manual eject the eject-pod.
An orange light begins to blink in warning.
Jessica-six is joined behind the porthole by a sock on each hand (Mr Fibble and his evil twin) – one holding a sex toy.
Mr Fibble, holding the Captain’s favourite sex toy, goes down on Jessica-six to her gratification.
He is followed by his evil twin.
Jessica-six throws a naked hand against porthole glass as the eject-pod launches.
Jessica-one looks around to find her crew incapacitated and the zip-lock bag empty.
3. INT. CREW ESCAPE POD. POINT OF VIEW: LOOKING OUT THE EJECT-POD PORTHOLE AT ITS MOMENT OF LAUNCH.
JESSICA ONE
(Seen to be Screaming)
“You Whore! You Dirty, Dirty Whore!”
The escape pod launches into space and the rebellious trio are catapulted away from the Enhanced Man Union Deep Space Gunship BoatyMcboatface II through space and then down into the Atmosphere toward Antarctica from High Earth Orbit.
4. INT. ANTARTIC ICE FIELD. POINT OF VIEW: FROM INSIDE THE EJECT POD.
Jessica-six can be seen walking through the snow and ice away from the pod wearing a Silver Hostile Environment Suit with a Fishbowl helmet. Mr Fibble, armed with the Captain’s sex toy seems to fall against the inside of the porthole glass. Mr Fibble’s ‘twin’ is impaled on the sex toy ‘up the hole’.
FADE OUT TO TITLE.
TITLE IS REVEALED:
ENHANCED MAN UNION
EPISODE 1
THE JESSICA-SIX UPRISING
5. EXT. GLACIER EDGE OVERLOOKING RUR TOWER.
We find the silver suited Jessica-six is standing on the edge of a mile high glacier overlooking RUR Tower. RUR Tower (a single half-mile high building of black stone and Obsidian with neon red Rossum’s Universal Robots ‘rams-head’ logo ) is the original site of the first genetically modified clone production factory and has a harbor where ships might have once docked.
JESSICA SIX
“Home, sweet home!”
Jessica-six nods at her predicament.
6. EXT. GLACIER EDGE. POINT OF VIEW: LOOKING UP
Jessica-six leaps from the glacier as a Genetically Modified Yeti having come from the white of the blizzard coming up behind her takes a swipe at the air where she was standing.
Jessica-six descends in a furious vertical descent with the ice axes that have somehow leapt to her hands from their place of concealment in the sleeves of her silver hostile environment suit.
Above her the Yeti simply looks over the edge to reveal big dark hungry eyes and then drops down toward Jessica-six who is still descending while looking up.
JESSICA SIX
“Oh, Come on!”
Jessica-six halts her descent by driving one axe into the glacier wall with force and continues her descent with the remaining ice axe.
The Genetically Modified Yeti barely misses the metal protrusion with its groin and is consequently split open at the belly.
It cries like a dying Wookiee as it descends past Jessica-six toward the ice floor, clawed powerful arms thrashing about for justice.
Jessica-six senses an opportunity and rides the dying Yeti to the ground.
On impact Jessica-six is no where to be seen.
7. EXT. BOTTOM OF GLACIER.
Several minutes go by until a foul, gore covered Jessica-six struggling to emerge, stands up out of the steaming belly cavity, her helmet shattered, and the back of her hand to her mouth trying not to vomit at the foul taste.
She is unsuccessful and wretches several times.
Walking a hundred metres, Jessica-six reaches a ventilation hatch from which warm air seems to exit continuously and sits down next to it to rest.
JESSICA SIX
“Yep, that went well!”
In the distance a half dozen Yeti can be seen converging on her location from the White as the Blizzard hits R.U.R. Tower like an avalanche wall.
8. EXT. ANTARTIC ICE FIELD.
Several of the Jessica clones in silver hostile environment suits are inspecting the crashed eject-pod used to bring Jessica-six to Antarctica. Further out from the group, one stands apart from the rest.
JESSICA ONE
“Well?”
Jessica-one is looking at the distant Blizzard through infra-blue goggles. The Captain looks back at Jessica-five who is inspecting the eject-pod.
JESSICA FIVE
“Look Sir, Two Socks and a Sex toy.”
Jessica-five holds up a zip-lock bag with the offending items sealed within. Mr Fibble is looking rather betrayed and abandoned as his evil twin sits in the opposite corner of the polymer sack sulking.
“Shall we return to the ship Captain?”
JESSICA ONE
“No. That bitch is out here somewhere and I’m going to have her.”
Jessica-one looks about without the goggles before turning back to face Jessica-five.
“Contact the ship! I want a Sweep of this grid.”
9. EXT. ANTARTIC ICE FIELD. POINT OF VIEW: LOOKING INTO THE SCOUTCLASS HOVERCRAFT.
A hatch opens and Jessica-five retreats into the Scout class Hovercraft. Inside, she contacts the E.M.U. Deep Space Gunship BoatyMcboatface II.
JESSICA FIVE
“Stagger! This is Waldo! Send me a Sweep of sector one.”
Jessica-five glances at the feed before returning to the outside.
10. EXT. ANTARTIC ICE FIELD.
Jessica five emerges from the scout class hovercraft.
JESSICA FIVE
“Stagger says there was a hotspot eight clicks to the coast, but it went cold when the blizzard hit it.”
Jessica-five looked over at Jessica-one for a command decision.
JESSICA ONE
(Looking north into the blizzard)
“Get everyone on the Scout. We’re moving out.”
Jessica-one follows her crew into the Scout-class hovercraft. The hatch seals as the turbines whine to full power.
The Scout flies across the ice and snow into the edge of the blizzard.
11. INT. ROSSUM’S UNIVERSAL ROBOTS TOWER. POINT OF VIEW: INSIDE A CAGE FIGHT SURROUNDED BY ONLOOKERS.
We are on the Habitat level of R.U.R. Tower. A group of Humans are gathered around one Man fighting it out in a cage match with a Giant Genetically modified Penguin. “Skeee!” The killing howl of the penguin causes Brand Kirk to leap for a hand hold on the highest part of the Cage.
BRAND KIRK
“Come on guys! Enough is enough! Get me out of here…”
Brand Kirk Kicks at the Monstrosity.
“…before the bastard takes a chunk out of me or something.”
Brand Kirk looks at Hein Solo looking apologetic.
HEIN SOLO
“Say it!”
BRAND KIRK
“All right, I’m sorry I let your Yeti out. OK?”
The crowd instantly grumble in a crowded uproar and pay up their loosing bets to Hein. Hein collects first before cutting Brand Kirk loose from the Cage.
The Penguin rushes the gate and knocks Brand and Hein aside with the cage door before launching itself at the Obsidian window glass. The ‘Obsidian’ window seems to explode under the force of impact and the penguin slides down the side of the iced up tower. It can be heard howling its cry of fury as it descends.
HEIN SOLO
“Shit!”
Hein laughs at the event that has unfolded.
BRAND KIRK
(Looking concerned)
“Is that supposed to break like that? I always lean against the one in my Apartment.”
Hein Solo looks at Brand Kirk and laughs at the idea of Brand Kirk following the Penguin out the window.
Brand Kirk laughs to be seen to be Sociable.
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12. EXT. BASE OF ROSSUM’S UNIVERSAL ROBOTS TOWER.
Jessica-Six is being held off the ground at the throat by a Yeti. This comes to an instant conclusion when a Penguin Falls out of Sky and impales the Yeti that is crushing Jessica-Six. The Other Yeti having seen this kind of thing before flee before any further bad luck conspires to annihilate them.
Jessica-Six is now covered in even more gore.
JESSICA SIX
(Shakes the goo off her face and hair)
“We’re Alive!”
Jessica hugs her breasts for emotional support.
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So yeah...that is what happens.
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