Not suitable for anyone: a case of the crabs

A case of the crabs

 This tale was told to my father while working at a Mine and he told it to me.

Back around the 1930s in the Australian outback, there was a Mine. a young man up from Adelaide had left behind his young wife to work in the outback. Unfortunatly he was one of those kinds of fellows who decided to have sex with the local unmarried indigenous girls even though he was married. This was causing all sorts of trouble in the aboriginal community so they complained to others at the Mine. A rather giant of a fellow (lets call him Bob) decided to sort it out so he had the others working at the mine remind the young man that he could catch a case of the crabs. The offending young man declared: she'll be right. With a smile on his face he wasnt going to be stopped.
 So 'Bob' caught a scorpion and broke its tail off and, placing it on the end of his penis rolled the foreskin back over the end. He then followed the young man to the latrine and rolling back the foreskin to pee revealing the scorpion dancing on the end of his penis. 'Bob' flicked the scorpion off complaining.
"fucking crabs hey..." to the horror of the young man who had just seen a giant clawed thing snapping at the air on the end of a large penis belonging to a monster of a man.
 The young man ceased his extramarital lifestyle and fled back to Adelaide.

PG Parental Guidance Recommended.