But Star Trek Enterprise lacked something from the start. When you are telling a story about a Warp 9.5 engine you run into klingons, romulans, cardassians, ferengi, and the Borg. When you are telling a story about a Warp 5 engine you are telling a story about the tyranny of distance where the Klingon homeworld is not a single episode away from earth, it is half a year away... at maximum Warp.
Lets Reboot Enterprise as an Anime
Ep1: klingon needs to be delivered to homeworld... throw in an annoying passenger to be dropped off at Jupiter Station on the way out of the system...
Ep2: passenger delivered to jupiter station left a tribble on board which has an affect on the klingon in medbay as they multiply. Doctor is forced to undertake surgery on the klingon...
Ep 3: with last tribbles disposed of by the transporter leaving tribbles on pluto the doctor undertakes cranial ridge/olfactory gland surgery on the klingon, and saves his life. He now looks like old style klingons...
Ep4: suliban raiders board the ship in search of the klingon but surgical alterations have changed the klingon's appearance. Their indecisiveness allows the enterprise crew to kill them. The doctor analyzes the suliban remains...
Ep 5: the enterprise crew investigate the suliban pod attatched to the hull and gain some tactical information. An unidentified member of section 31 analyzes the suliban cloaking device, and programs the ship to return to terran space for exploitation by section 31...
Ep 6: suliban craft hit the enterprise and abduct the klingon, now sure of his identity, and take him to the suliban base. Enterprise crew begin repairs...
Ep 7: enterprise trace the suliban to their base and retrieve the klingon just in time as klingon ships blow the suliban base away. The klingons retrieve their deformed and mutilated crewman wondering why the suliban would do such a thing...
Ep 8: enterprise divert to Vulcan for repairs and a debriefing with Admiral Forrest. On route they encounter an alien ship filled with corpses being milked for adrenal gland stuff. They decide not to get involved. Enterprise returns to the ship whose crew are being harvested and are forced to fight...
Ep 9: enterprise arrives at Vulcan and some crew depart for surface in shuttles while engineering staff repair enterprise. After a debriefing with Admiral Forrest at the Earth Embassy on Vulcan, Archer discusses suliban and klingon conflict and tactical information with Forrest and Vulcans...
Ep 10: during Rest and Recreation on Vulcan an enterprise crewman (any random junior officer) becomes involved with a vulcan woman he/she meets while exploring an urban area. Vulcan drugs the crewman and takes a genetic sample, and then injects something in the crewman before rousing him/her from their slumber after an apparent evening of sex...
Ep 11: senior enterprise crew visit a vulcan monastary by shuttle for their rest and recreation while engineering finish up repairs. They become involved in an encounter with an Andorian...
Ep 12: beyond vulcan space they see an alien vessel (Romulans- though T'pol fails to identify it) and the crewman who encountered a vulcan woman on vulcan is beamed off the ship. Pursuing, the Enterprise crew find their crewman's corpse adrift in space...
Ep 13: heading for unexplored territory they visit a nice world with neurotoxic pollen in the atmosphere. They evacuate their crew...
Ep 14: enterprise crew encounter an alien ship hiding cloaked in their warp field shadow disrupting their systems. Once again they interact with klingons...
Ep 15: Archer is snatched by klingons and tortured in a way that leaves him psychologically injured. Tortured by klingons for everything he can tell them about why the klingon was surgically altered. Then they abduct the doctor for interrogation...
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