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Saturday, 4 January 2020

Star Wars: Episode 9 Do over

Lets shred the rise of skywalker and Reshoot.

Plot Points                                                                                      
  1. Begin with Leia's Grave on a planet leaving R2-D2 projecting her holographic message from Ep. IV. A New Hope over the Grave.
  2. Rei goes to Tattoine with Chewbacca in the millenium FALCON. She goes on search of light saber parts searching for the residence of Obi Wan Kenobi beyond the dune Sea. Bounty hunters nuke mos eisley to prevent her escape off the planet killing chewbacca as they establish a blockade. (More bounty hunters the better).
  3. Finn and Poe raid the Black Ice which is the imperial hyperspace fuel ship. They fight it out for control of the ship in a space battle.
  4. Kylo ren visits the ruins of the deathstar and finds Emperor Palpatine pinned these fourty years under a big metal spear through the back in deathstar wreckage- using the force to stay alive. Summoning rodents as food, a pile of bones.
  5. Palpatine declares himself ruler of the empire once again, journeys to an uncharted system with shipyards building star destroyers, tie fighters, and stormtrooper cloning facilities.
  6. A space battle over Tattoine begins with Kylo Ren's Blockade fleet as general Calrisian comes to retrieve Rei. The Emperor Arrives over Tattoine attacking Lando's Rebel Fleet. Finn and Poe arrive with the Black Ice. The destruction of the Black Ice unleashes hyperspace fuel which massively distorts space-time pulling Tattoine into Hyperspace and killing all life in the Galaxy.
  7. Movie ends with Rei meditating in the calm of Hyperspace.
That should be sufficient.

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