Memories of Connor's Adventures

Orlando the Adventurer pulled a Scimitar from beneath his Robes and smiled...

Saturday, 29 February 2020

Crappy Manga: Making hard decisions

So... a good time to donate blood?

Dungeon Mastery: Lichdom for Dummies

Why make lichdom hard? The fact is necromancers want folks to embrace the undead existance in droves. They want armies of undead at the command of the elite few.

Yes its risky, but so is all power. So dont hesitate to get started with your copy of Lichdom for dummies.

We dont fear the Reaper. We are the Reaper.

For the Player: "You flick through the book with the black and yellow cover and see a hand drawn picture of a person holding a book licking the inside of the book cover."
For the DM: roll 1d20 and check the result chart...

Die - PC licks the inside of the back cover 
01 - PC dies.
02 - PC dies and animates as a Zombie.
03 - PC dies and animates as a Ghoul.
04 - PC dies and animates as a Shadow.
05 - PC dies and animates as a Wight.
06 - PC dies and animates as a Wraith.
07 - PC dies and animates as a Spectre.
08 - PC dies and animates as a Mummy.
09 - PC reduces in age to 10, dies and animates as a Vampire* lollie.
10 - PC dies and animates as a Flying Skull.
11 - PC dies and hands animate as crawling hands.
12 - PC dies and eyeballs animate as flying eyeballs.
13 - PC's Tongue falls out and crawls away.
14 - PC goes blind.
15 - PC charisma permanantly reduces to 3.
16 - PC looses an eye which falls out.
17 - PC looses a hand which falls off.
18 - PC inflicts drain touch on all living things automatically.
19 - PC now attracts undead within one hundred feet.
20 - PC dies and is animated as a Lich* for one hour per day.

*Sentient undead under Players control. All other undead forms are monsters under DM control.

Friday, 28 February 2020

Linguistic Archaeology: the origin of floating disc

floating disc in every language
1. Swaai skyf
2. Disk lundrues
3. Tenisafafi disiki
4. Alguars aleayim
5. Loghats vogh skavarrak
6. Uzen disk
7. Bahasamana diska
8. Disko flotagarria
9. Plavajucy dysk
10. Plutajuci disk
11. Plavasht disk
12. Floating disc
13. Disc flotant
14. Nagalutaw nga Disc
15. Fu pan
16. Disc flottante
17. Plovouci disk
18. Flydende skive
19. Drijvende schijf
20. Flosanta disko (esperanto)
21. Ujuv ketas
22. Lumulutang na disc
23. Kelluva levy
24. Disque flottant
25. Disco flotante
26. Mtsuravi diski
27. Schwimmende scheibe
28. Plotos diskos
29. Phlotinga diska
30. Flote disk
31. Waya sanyawa
32. Ke ku nei disc
33. DJSKTF
34. Phloting disk
35. Paj yeeb disc
36. Lebego lemez
37. Fljotandi diskur
38. Igwe naese nelu mmiri
39. Disk apung
40. Diosca snamh
41. Disco galleggiante
42. Furotin gudisuku
43. Ngambang disc
44. Qualquimali disk
45. Disa a nte t
46. Peulloting diseukeu
47. Leu onlony
48. Curabitur orbis
49. Peldosias disks
50. Plaukiojantis diskas
51. Plovecki disk
52. Mitsingevana disc
53. Cakera terapung
54. Phleatting disk
55. Disk fwicc l-ilma
56. Papa rua
57. Khovogch disk
58. Flytende plate
59. Disc youandama
60. *AMB*D*K
61. DIS*AR
62. Plywajacy dysk
63. Disco flutuante
64. Phalotiga disaka
65. Disc plutitor
66. Plavayushchiy disk
67. Vaevaega floating
68. Disc fleodraidh
69. *K
70. Pavena taetiya
71. Plavajoci disk
72. Dulsaar cufan
73. Discount e phapametseng
74. Ngambang disc
75. Disc ya kuelea
76. Flytande skiva
77. Diski sinokunanda
78. Mitakkum vattu
79. Phaen ixy
80. Yuzen disk
81. Plavayuchyy dysk
82. F*TNC *K
83. Suzuvchi disk
84. Dia noi
85. Disg fcl y bor angen
86. Driuwende skiif
87. Ukudada kwidii
88. Flouting disk
89. Flteg desk
90. I-floating disc


Popularity of use
A        %          E            %          I        %      O       %       U         %
65        72%     39          43%     70    77%   38     42%   37      41%

B     %            C      %       D        %          F       %       G         %
9       10%     35     38%  70     77%     25      27%    25       27%

H     %              J      %        K      %          L       %          M        %
13    14%        10    11%    50     55%    48      53%      17     18%

N     %              P      %       Q        %        R        %          S            %
48    53%         26     28%   2        2%      9        10%     66       73%

T      %           V     %            W         %          X       %          Y            %
43    47%      20    22%         8         8%        1        1%       14          15%

Z       %
4       4%


Popularity of use
77% D, I:
73% S, A, D, I:
55% K, S, A, D, I: *K,
53% L, N, K, S, A, D, I:
47% T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I:
43% E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I: Di sa a nte t,
42% O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I: Dia noi,
41% U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I: Ukudada kwidii,
          Diski sinokunanda,
38% C, U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I: Ke ku nei disc,
28% P, C, U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I: Disc plutitor, Peldosias disks,
         Plotos diskos,
27% G, F, P, C, U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I: I-floating disc,
         Flteg desk, Flouting disk, F*TNC *K, Phalotiga disaka,
         Disco flutuante, Peulloting diseukeu, Furotin gudisuku,
         Disco galleggiante, Disk apung, Flote disk, Disco flotante,
         Flosanta disko (esperanto), Disc flottante, Fu pan,
         Disc flotant, Floating disc, Disko flotagarria, Tenisafafi disiki,
22% V, G, F, P, C, U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I: Vaevaega floating,
        Khovogch disk, Plovecki disk, Flydende skive, Plovouci disk,
        Plavasht disk,
18% M, V, G, F, P, C, U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I: Mitakkum vattu,
       Mitsingevana disc, Lumulutang na disc,
15% Y, M, V, G, F, P, C, U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I: Flytande skiva,
       Disc ya kuelea, Pavena taetiya, Disc youandama,
       Flytende plate, Leu onlony, Kelluva levy, Plavajucy dysk,
       Alguars aleayim,
14% H, Y, M, V, G, F, P, C, U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I:
       Plavayuchyy dysk, Discount e phapametseng,
       Plavayushchiy disk, Phleatting disk, Diosca snamh,
       Phloting disk, Phlotinga diska,

10% B, R, J, H, Y, M, V, G, F, P, C, U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I:
      Disg fcl y bor angen, Ngambang disc, Dulsaar cufan,
      Plavajoci disk, Disc fleodraidh, DIS*AR, *AMB*D*K, Papa rua,
      Cakera terapung, Plaukiojantis diskas, Ngambang disc,
      Fljotandi diskur, Paj yeeb disc, DJSKTF, Mtsuravi diski,
      Ujuv ketas, Drijvende schijf, Plutajuci disk,
      Bahasamana diska, Loghats vogh skavarrak, Disk lundrues,
8% W, B, R, J, H, Y, M, V, G, F, P, C, U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I:
      Driuwende skiif, Plywajacy dysk, Disk fwicc l-ilma,
      Curabitur orbis, Igwe naese nelu mmiri,
       Schwimmende scheibe, Nagalutaw nga Disc, Waya sanyawa,
       Swaai skyf,
4% Z, W, B, R, J, H, Y, M, V, G, F, P, C, U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I:
      Suzuvchi disk, Yuzen disk, Lebego lemez, Uzen disk,
2% Q, Z, W, B, R, J, H, Y, M, V, G, F, P, C, U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I:
      Qualquimali disk, Disque flottant
1% X, Q, Z, W, B, R, J, H, Y, M, V, G, F, P, C, U, O, E, T, L, N, K, S, A, D, I:
       Phaen ixy,


Conclusion: 
At 55% the earliest use of floating disc is apparently *K (in the Sindhi language).
The first intact use is at 43% with Di sa a nte t (in Khmer).
At 42% it spreads to vietnamese as Dia noi.
Then at 41% it spreads as Ukudada kwidii (Xhosa language) and Diski sinokunanda (in Tamil). This is all regional magic use that eventually spreads world wide, but oddly it only reaches Thai at 1% as Phaen ixy.

Linguistic Archaeology: Gnomes of Greyhawk

Gnomes of the Flanaess
1. Asherm
2. Atanasoff
3. Baervan Wildwanderer
4. Baravar Cloakshadow
5. Basher Grundig
6. Blaif Rinnar
7. Dophdar
8. Dweren Sveer
9. Endoble Mistikmore
10. Farid Babel-Oued
11. Firre Orlenac
12. Fischer, Grimmri
13. Flandal Steelskin
14. Foreman Fenrous
15. Furduch Na'Gwayler
16. Gaerdal Ironhand
17. Garl Glittergold
18. Garlan Baranmare
19. Garraldson, Gundri
20. Gleed
21. Herrifen
22. Hilewys
23. Imiric Von Sus-Varren
24. Jarl
25. Jawan Sumber
26. Jimm
27. Kabyle
28. Keak Breedbate

Popularity of use
A        %          E            %          I        %      O       %       U         %
20      71%     21          75%     15     53%    11    39%    6        21%

B     %            C      %       D        %          F       %       G         %
9       32%       5     17%    9       32%      9      32%     8        28%

H     %              J      %        K      %          L       %          M        %
9      32%         3      10%    5     17%      16       57%     8         28%

N     %              P      %       Q     %      R       %       S            %
15    53%         1       3%     0      0%   22     78%  11          39%

T         %           V     %            W         %          X       %             Y            %
5          17%      3      10%        6          21%      0       0%           3         10%

Z       %
0        0%


Popularity of use
78% R:
75% E, R:
71% A, E, R: Rae,
57% L, E, A, R: Lear,
53% I, N, L, E, A, R: Eri, Inan,
39% S, O, I, N, L, E, A, R: Soolin,
32% H, F, D, B, S, O, I, N, L, E, A, R: Herrifen, Blaif Rinnar,
28% G, M, H, F, D, B, S, O, I, N, L, E, A, R: Gleed,
         Garlan Baranmare, Gaerdal Ironhand, Asherm,
21% U, W, G, M, H, F, D, B, S, O, I, N, L, E, A, R: Gundri Garraldson,
         Foreman Fenrous, Farid Babel-Oued, Basher Grundig,
17% C, K, T, U, W, G, M, H, F, D, B, S, O, I, N, L, E, A, R:
         Keak breedbate, Grimmri Fischer, Flandal Steelskin,
         Firre Orlenac, Atanasoff, Endoble Mistikmore,
         Garl Glittergold
10% V, Y, J, C, K, T, U, W, G, M, H, F, D, B, S, O, I, N, L, E, A, R: Jarl,
         Jimm, Jawan Sumber, Kabyle, Imiric Von Sus-Varren,
         Hilewys, Furduch Na'Gwayler, Dweren Sveer,
         Baravar Cloakshadow, Baervan Wildwanderer,
3% P, V, Y, J, C, K, T, U, W, G, M, H, F, D, B, S, O, I, N, L, E, A, R:
       Dophdar,
0% Z, X, Q:

Conclusion: Beginning at 32% the gnomish names Herrifen and Blaif Rinnar predate the Gnomish gods in linguistic development.
At 3% Dophdar is the last gnomish name.

Origin of the Gnomes
Herrifen comes with a -fen suffix suggesting a fen dwelling gnomish population. There is only one fen on the greyhawk map, the others being marshes, moors, and swamps. The Trollfens sit just below the Griff Mountains. Several generations later Foreman Fenrouse appears to be a significant gnomish leader's name amongst the trollfen dwelling gnomes. But Garl Glitterlode's generation sees migration to a Moor (found in the gnomish name Endoble Mistikmore).
Only the Rushmoors meets the requirements as a destination and potentially ties this mass migration to that of the Dwarves of Or migrating (before the rise of Orcus in the Dwarf homeland north of the Trollfens) to beyond the Lortmils, panning for gold in the Lort River. This relationship between garl glitterlode, the dwarves of the Lortmils, and the gnomes of the Rushmoors explains his rise as a god of gnomes and dwarves.

The Gliterlode Migration



Wednesday, 26 February 2020

Anime Memes: Interspecies Reviewers turns National Geographic


Who Memes: the state of your Relationship


Rebellious Streak: thoughts on Rebooting Blakes 7

System Pursuit Ship adrift in Space
Somewhere on the edge of astro point 781 in the 12th Sector a Pursuit Ship is drifting. A last remnant of the AI dominated civilization toppled by a Brain in a box named ORAC.
It has taken Vila decades to pull together the resources necessary to venture this far out beyond the Terran Federation.
The MK6 Terran Federation Pursuit ship he has abandoned has seen better days and is still in better condition compared to the Space-world built Pursuit ship looming closer every minute as he drifts across the void of space toward its hull.

The Access Airlock was easily identified and the ship breached. The original crew were long deceased, their survival dependant on the System that ORAC had long ago destroyed. Remaining in his space-suit Vila walked onto the very familiar flight deck stepping over the ancient remains of a long deceased crew and stared at the Ship's dead AI interface.
"Zen?" Vila paused, contemplating his alternatives if it failed to respond. "Respond Please."

Vila, last of the Seven, is not overly keen on dying like his compatriots. Rather his need to survive has driven him to salvage the most powerful ship technology possible.

Thus we have:

  1. A ship technologically similar to the Liberator, with an FTL velocity of Standard by Twenty, Auto-repair, Herculanium Hull, Zen AI, Force-wall, Battle computers, Teleport, and a Neutron Blaster as primary ship weapon.
  2. An aging Thief named Vila who knows its value to be beyond all the credits in the Terran Federation banking system.
But should it begin here, or should we write this tale backwards beginning where it ended - on Gauda Prime, and ending where it began - on Earth?