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Tuesday, 29 September 2020

Linguistic Archaeology: Phaistos Disk

 Phaistos Disk

Side A

¦ 𐇑𐇛𐇜𐇐𐇡𐇽 | 𐇧𐇷𐇛 | 𐇬𐇼𐇖𐇽 | 𐇬𐇬𐇱 | 𐇑𐇛𐇓𐇷𐇰 | 𐇪𐇼𐇖𐇛 | 𐇪𐇻𐇗 | 𐇑𐇛𐇕𐇡[.] | 𐇮𐇩𐇲 | 𐇑𐇛𐇸𐇢𐇲 | 𐇐𐇸𐇷𐇖 | 𐇑𐇛𐇯𐇦𐇵𐇽 | 𐇶𐇚 | 𐇑𐇪𐇨𐇙𐇦𐇡 | 𐇫𐇐𐇽 | 𐇑𐇛𐇮𐇩𐇽 | 𐇑𐇛𐇪𐇪𐇲𐇴𐇤 | 𐇰𐇦 | 𐇑𐇛𐇮𐇩𐇽 | 𐇑𐇪𐇨𐇙𐇦𐇡 | 𐇫𐇐𐇽 | 𐇑𐇛𐇮𐇩𐇽 | 𐇑𐇛𐇪𐇝𐇯𐇡𐇪 | 𐇕𐇡𐇠𐇢 | 𐇮𐇩𐇛 | 𐇑𐇛𐇜𐇐 | 𐇦𐇢𐇲𐇽 | 𐇙𐇒𐇵 | 𐇑𐇛𐇪𐇪𐇲𐇴𐇤 | 𐇜𐇐 | 𐇙𐇒𐇵 |

Side B

¦ 𐇑𐇛𐇥𐇷𐇖 | 𐇪𐇼𐇖𐇲 | 𐇑𐇴𐇦𐇔𐇽 | 𐇥𐇨𐇪 | 𐇰𐇧𐇣𐇛 | 𐇟𐇦𐇡𐇺𐇽 | 𐇜𐇐𐇶𐇰 | 𐇞𐇖𐇜𐇐𐇡 | 𐇥𐇴𐇹𐇨 | 𐇖𐇧𐇷𐇲 | 𐇑𐇩𐇳𐇷 | 𐇪𐇨𐇵𐇐 | 𐇬𐇧𐇧𐇣𐇲 | 𐇟𐇝𐇡 | 𐇬𐇰𐇐 | 𐇕𐇲𐇯𐇶𐇰 | 𐇑𐇘𐇪𐇐 | 𐇬𐇳𐇖𐇗𐇽 | 𐇬𐇗𐇜 | 𐇬𐇼𐇖𐇽 | 𐇥𐇬𐇳𐇖𐇗𐇽 | 𐇪𐇱𐇦𐇨 | 𐇖𐇡𐇲 | 𐇖𐇼𐇖𐇽 | 𐇖𐇦𐇡𐇧 | 𐇥𐇬𐇳𐇖𐇗𐇽 | 𐇘𐇭𐇶𐇡𐇖 | 𐇑𐇕𐇲𐇦𐇖 | 𐇬𐇱𐇦𐇨 | 𐇼𐇖𐇽 |

Phaistos Disk Dictionary
1. 𐇑 𐇛 𐇜𐇐 𐇡 𐇽
2. 𐇧 𐇷 𐇛
3. 𐇬 𐇼𐇖 𐇽
4. 𐇬 𐇬 𐇱
5. 𐇑 𐇛 𐇓 𐇷 𐇰
6. 𐇪 𐇼 𐇖 𐇛
7. 𐇪 𐇻 𐇗
8. 𐇑 𐇛 𐇕 𐇡
9. 𐇮 𐇩 𐇲
10. 𐇑 𐇛 𐇸 𐇢 𐇲
11. 𐇐 𐇸 𐇷 𐇖
12. 𐇑 𐇛 𐇯 𐇦 𐇵 𐇽
13. 𐇶 𐇚
14. 𐇫 𐇐 𐇽
15. 𐇑 𐇛 𐇮 𐇩 𐇽
16. 𐇑 𐇛 𐇪 𐇪 𐇲 𐇴 𐇤
17. 𐇰 𐇦
18. 𐇑 𐇪 𐇨 𐇙 𐇦 𐇡
19. 𐇑 𐇛 𐇪 𐇝 𐇯 𐇡 𐇪
20. 𐇕 𐇡 𐇠 𐇢
21. 𐇮 𐇩 𐇛
22. 𐇑 𐇛 𐇜 𐇐
23. 𐇦 𐇢 𐇲 𐇽
24. 𐇙 𐇒 𐇵
25. 𐇜 𐇐
26. 𐇑 𐇛 𐇥 𐇷 𐇖
27. 𐇪 𐇼 𐇖 𐇲
28. 𐇑 𐇴 𐇦 𐇔 𐇽
29. 𐇥 𐇨 𐇪
30. 𐇰 𐇧 𐇣 𐇛
31. 𐇟 𐇦 𐇡 𐇺 𐇽
32. 𐇜 𐇐 𐇶 𐇰
33. 𐇞 𐇖 𐇜 𐇐 𐇡
34. 𐇥 𐇴 𐇹 𐇨
35. 𐇖 𐇧 𐇷 𐇲
36. 𐇑 𐇩 𐇳 𐇷
37. 𐇪 𐇨 𐇵 𐇐
38. 𐇬 𐇧 𐇧 𐇣 𐇲
39. 𐇟 𐇝 𐇡
40. 𐇬 𐇰 𐇐
41. 𐇕 𐇲 𐇯 𐇶 𐇰
42. 𐇑 𐇘 𐇪 𐇐
43. 𐇬 𐇳 𐇖 𐇗 𐇽
44. 𐇬 𐇗 𐇜
45. 𐇥 𐇬 𐇳 𐇖 𐇗 𐇽
46. 𐇪 𐇱 𐇦 𐇨
47. 𐇖 𐇡 𐇲
48. 𐇖 𐇼 𐇖 𐇽
49. 𐇖 𐇦 𐇡 𐇧
50. 𐇘 𐇭 𐇶 𐇡 𐇖
51. 𐇑 𐇕 𐇲 𐇦 𐇖
52. 𐇬 𐇱 𐇦 𐇨
53. 𐇼 𐇖 𐇽


Popularity of use
𐇑    %     𐇛     %        𐇜    %      𐇐        %    𐇡      %
15   32% 14   26%   6   11% 10       18% 11    20%

𐇽      %     𐇧     %      𐇷      %      𐇬       %        𐇼      %
12 22% 5       9%   6      11% 8       15%     5     9%

𐇖      %     𐇱     %       𐇓      %      𐇰        %      𐇻        %
15   32% 3     5%      1      1%   5      9%      1         1%

𐇪    %     𐇗     %        𐇕    %      𐇮        %      𐇩      %
10  18% 4      7%     3   5%      3     5%     4      7%

𐇲    %     𐇸     %      𐇢      %      𐇯       %       𐇦      %
10 18%  2     3%    3      5%    3       5%    10   18%

𐇵    %     𐇶     %       𐇚     %      𐇨        %      𐇙      %
3     5% 4      7%     1    1%    6       11%  2     3%

𐇫    %     𐇝     %       𐇴    %      𐇤        %    𐇠      %
1    1%   2     3%     3   5%    1        1%  1     1%

𐇒    %     𐇥     %        𐇔    %      𐇣       %    𐇟      %
1    1%   4     7%      1    1%   2       3%  2      3%

𐇺    %     𐇞     %        𐇹    %      𐇳        %    𐇘      %
1     1%   1      1%     1    1%   3        5%  2      3%

𐇭    %
1     1%



Popularity of use
32% 𐇖 , 𐇑 :
26% 𐇛 , 𐇖 , 𐇑 :
22% 𐇽 , 𐇛 , 𐇖 , 𐇑 :
20% 𐇡 , 𐇽 , 𐇛 , 𐇖 , 𐇑 :
18% 𐇐 , 𐇪 , 𐇲 , 𐇦 , 𐇡 , 𐇽 , 𐇛 , 𐇖 , 𐇑 :
• 𐇖 𐇡 𐇲
15% 𐇬 , 𐇐 , 𐇪 , 𐇲 , 𐇦 , 𐇡 , 𐇽 , 𐇛 , 𐇖 , 𐇑 :
11% 𐇨 , 𐇷 , 𐇜, 𐇬 , 𐇐 , 𐇪 , 𐇲 , 𐇦 , 𐇡 , 𐇽 , 𐇛 , 𐇖 , 𐇑 :
• 𐇜 𐇐
• 𐇑 𐇛 𐇜 𐇐
• 𐇑 𐇛 𐇜𐇐 𐇡 𐇽
9% 𐇧 , 𐇼 , 𐇰 , 𐇨 , 𐇷 , 𐇜, 𐇬 , 𐇐 , 𐇪 , 𐇲 , 𐇦 , 𐇡 , 𐇽 , 𐇛 , 𐇖 , 𐇑 :
• 𐇼 𐇖 𐇽
• 𐇖 𐇦 𐇡 𐇧
• 𐇖 𐇼 𐇖 𐇽
• 𐇬 𐇰 𐇐
• 𐇖 𐇧 𐇷 𐇲
• 𐇪 𐇼 𐇖 𐇲
• 𐇰 𐇦
• 𐇪 𐇼 𐇖 𐇛
• 𐇬 𐇼𐇖 𐇽
• 𐇧 𐇷 𐇛
7% 𐇗 , 𐇩, 𐇶 , 𐇥 , 𐇧 , 𐇼 , 𐇰 , 𐇨 , 𐇷 , 𐇜, 𐇬 , 𐇐 , 𐇪 , 𐇲 , 𐇦 , 𐇡 , 𐇽 , 𐇛 , 𐇖 , 𐇑 :
• 𐇬 𐇗 𐇜
• 𐇜 𐇐 𐇶 𐇰
• 𐇥 𐇨 𐇪
5% 𐇱 , 𐇕 , 𐇮 , 𐇢 , 𐇯 , 𐇵 , 𐇴, 𐇳 , 𐇗 , 𐇩, 𐇶 , 𐇥 , 𐇧 , 𐇼 , 𐇰 , 𐇨 , 𐇷 , 𐇜, 𐇬 , 𐇐 , 𐇪 , 𐇲 , 𐇦 , 𐇡 , 𐇽 , 𐇛 , 𐇖 , 𐇑 :
• 𐇬 𐇱 𐇦 𐇨
• 𐇑 𐇕 𐇲 𐇦 𐇖
• 𐇪 𐇱 𐇦 𐇨
• 𐇥 𐇬 𐇳 𐇖 𐇗 𐇽
• 𐇬 𐇳 𐇖 𐇗 𐇽
• 𐇕 𐇲 𐇯 𐇶 𐇰
• 𐇪 𐇨 𐇵 𐇐
• 𐇑 𐇩 𐇳 𐇷
• 𐇦 𐇢 𐇲 𐇽
• 𐇮 𐇩 𐇛
• 𐇑 𐇛 𐇮 𐇩 𐇽
• 𐇑 𐇛 𐇯 𐇦 𐇵 𐇽
• 𐇮 𐇩 𐇲
• 𐇑 𐇛 𐇕 𐇡
• 𐇬 𐇬 𐇱
3% 𐇸 , 𐇙 , 𐇝 , 𐇣 , 𐇟 , 𐇘 , 𐇱 , 𐇕 , 𐇮 , 𐇢 , 𐇯 , 𐇵 , 𐇴, 𐇳 , 𐇗 , 𐇩, 𐇶 , 𐇥 , 𐇧 , 𐇼 , 𐇰 , 𐇨 , 𐇷 , 𐇜, 𐇬 , 𐇐 , 𐇪 , 𐇲 , 𐇦 , 𐇡 , 𐇽 , 𐇛 , 𐇖 , 𐇑 :
• 𐇑 𐇘 𐇪 𐇐
• 𐇟 𐇝 𐇡
• 𐇬 𐇧 𐇧 𐇣 𐇲
• 𐇰 𐇧 𐇣 𐇛
• 𐇑 𐇛 𐇥 𐇷 𐇖
• 𐇑 𐇛 𐇪 𐇝 𐇯 𐇡 𐇪
• 𐇑 𐇪 𐇨 𐇙 𐇦 𐇡
• 𐇐 𐇸 𐇷 𐇖
• 𐇑 𐇛 𐇸 𐇢 𐇲
1% 𐇓 , 𐇻 , 𐇚 , 𐇫 , 𐇤 , 𐇠 , 𐇒 , 𐇔 , 𐇺 , 𐇞 , 𐇹 , 𐇭 , 𐇸 , 𐇙 , 𐇝 , 𐇣 , 𐇟 , 𐇘 , 𐇱 , 𐇕 , 𐇮 , 𐇢 , 𐇯 , 𐇵 , 𐇴, 𐇳 , 𐇗 , 𐇩, 𐇶 , 𐇥 , 𐇧 , 𐇼 , 𐇰 , 𐇨 , 𐇷 , 𐇜, 𐇬 , 𐇐 , 𐇪 , 𐇲 , 𐇦 , 𐇡 , 𐇽 , 𐇛 , 𐇖 , 𐇑 :
• 𐇘 𐇭 𐇶 𐇡 𐇖
• 𐇥 𐇴 𐇹 𐇨
• 𐇞 𐇖 𐇜 𐇐 𐇡
• 𐇟 𐇦 𐇡 𐇺 𐇽
• 𐇑 𐇴 𐇦 𐇔 𐇽
• 𐇙 𐇒 𐇵
• 𐇕 𐇡 𐇠 𐇢
• 𐇑 𐇛 𐇪 𐇪 𐇲 𐇴 𐇤
• 𐇫 𐇐 𐇽
• 𐇶 𐇚
• 𐇪 𐇻 𐇗
• 𐇑 𐇛 𐇓 𐇷 𐇰


Conclusion: 𐇖 𐇡 𐇲 is the oldest sentance/word on the phaistos disk at 18% fully literate.



Data-Graph
32%: 0 |□
26%: 0 |□
22%: 0 |□
20%: 0 |□
18%: 1 |■
15%: 0 |□
11%: 3 |■■■
9%: 10 |■■■■■■■■■■
7%: 3   |■■■
5%: 15 |■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■
3%: 9   |■■■■■■■■■■
1%: 12 |■■■■■■■■■■■■


Wednesday, 23 September 2020

Mystaran Campaign: The Tomb of K-Kes

The Tomb of K-Kes is at the surface a stone wheel door of several tons guarded by 2-8 Orcs.

1. The Door to the tomb is several tons. If the PCs can negotiate with the Orcs they will help move the door aside to reveal the tunnel.

Anyone reaching through the hole in the centre of the door will be bitten by a giant black widow spider which retreats down the tunnel if the door is opened.

On the wall are charcoal drawn hieroglyphs K-Kes. A read language reveals this much. It means cover the head and neck and bow down. Doing this  ritual protects the PC from the curse on the tomb- spiders on the ceiling.



2. The tunnel is 10ft high and wide, sloping downward. The Black Widow spider retreats to this location attacking from above in the dark.










3. The Tomb Hallway has a 15ft high ceiling. There are three bricked up chambers off this room these doors are further concealed by plaster across the walls. Anyone running their hands over the walls searching for secret or concealed doors encounters a poisoned needle trap embeded in the plaster and must save vs poison. Artwork is painted on the plastered walls and ceilings.

4. Chamber of Unem-Kha. Dominated by a stone box with a five ton stone lid. This prince is entombed with a holy symbol of Horus (500gp) wrapped up under bandages used to bind his remains as a mummy. Also in the bandages is a poisonous shell-fish fragment (save vs poison).

5. Chamber of Khan-Kha. As the other chambers it is dominated by a stone coffin with five tin lid.  This prince Skinned alive, his hide used to make a cleric scroll of Greater Reincarnation capable of reincarnating this prince. The caster must wear the holy symbol of Horus and recite: Amakh-M-Ur, shesp-men-shen-aau (eye of horus - give - Prince Ur - recieve - offer - eternal - worship). this means the cleric offers to convert to worship of Horus in payment for reincarnation of Prince Ur.

6. Chamber of Beh-Shep. This chamber has a mummy in the stone coffin which bites causing a necrotic rotting disease unless the victim converts to Horus Worship.

The priest of horus must touch the holy symbol of Horus to the convert's cheek and recite Amakh-shesep-men-aau. This brands the convert with the eye of Horus. Converts get ML+1.

Tuesday, 22 September 2020

Star Wars: The Technician Inspection Environment

A slightly better drawing of The Technician Inspection Environment (T.I.E.). A small, one man inspection vehicle capable of moving through the superstructure of starships and space stations under construction, maintenance, or repair.

Monday, 21 September 2020

Dungeon Mastery: Seriously, What the fuck?

Bad shit happens. One moment you are toppling the food carts of some peasant and smashing his ripe melon against the ground for failing to cough up his daily takings when blam! The god damn melon not only fails to shatter, it explodes as you reach for it causing you to be struck in the head by a fragment and stumble about stunned for two rounds.


Seriously, What The Fuck?

Small Watermelon: Thrown at ground or surface, will shatter on impact (AC9); if failed hit roll on AC9 melon roll DC16 for delayed explosion check. Range & Effect: 2&1/2' explode radius, Stun 1-4 rounds.


Sunday, 20 September 2020

Mystaran Campaign: Nkulmyr the Storyteller


Nkulmyr the Talkative: 3rd level Fighter; 11hp; Lawful; Str 14, Int 11, Wis 7, Dex 6, Con 14, Cha 10; Normal clothing, boots, belt, pouch.

Description: 5ft 2 inches tall with a physically solid build that makes him look like a tall dwarf Nkulmyr is a human fighter with a dark greying beard and a gruff personality. He has been a wandering story-teller for decades speaking gruffly in village taverns (and on rare occasions humanoid camps) across the known world though they are more local news than world shattering. He wears warm, dark clothing and boots, and is not above wearing a wooly blanket with holes cut for arms and just spending the night in the undergrowth.

Friday, 18 September 2020

Art Folio: The Necromancer

 

The Necromancer is currently regenerating a severed arm in a tissue regrow chamber. 

Thursday, 17 September 2020

Bad Astronomy: Planet X & trans-neptunian objects

 

A circle that passes through the centre of three of the largest orbital ellipses (red dots) for trans-neptunian objects. Inside that are three elipses with small orbits (white dots).

Conceivable planet X passes through the inner solar system.