Dead Spiders: we need Tarantino to kill Peter Parker

I think we need Quentin Tarantino to play the role of the Tinkerer who blows away Peter Parker setting in motion numerous different Spidey replacements. Peter Parker strikes me as an organ donor. Thats an ideal scenario where his bone marrow goes to kids with cancer, his heart to a girl named Gwen Stacey, a kidney to a kid named Miles Morales, and maybe the tinkerer mops up some of the blood and gives it to a tiny alien organism he picked up in the street after the events of the Avengers.

Say it with me... Death to Spiderman!