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Creature Catalogue: Tar Horror

Tar Horror
HD 100*
AC  -5
MV 45(15)
AT 2 claws, bite, or tail +disease touch
DA 2-20/2-20/5-44 or 2-18+Rotting Disease
NA 1 (unique)
SA Fighter L100
ML 12
TT nil
AL Chaotic
XP 43,500

Discovered in a Tar Pit on the Isle of Dread the remains of this colossal creature were little more than bones and plates held together by a tar mummified leather carcass, but that was sufficient for the Death Master to cast Animate Dead on the remains unleashing a primordial ancestor of all Dragons which butcherd the Necromancer and rampaged across the island. Its immune to sleep, charm, Hold spells. And takes half damage from spells, fire, and magic weapons. Contact with the Tar Horror carries a rotting disease preventing magical healing and ordinary healing takes ten times as long. Only a cure disease can eliminate the effects.

Linguistic Archaeology: Sumerian Pantheon

Sumerian Gods
1. An
2. Anu
3. Anšar
4. Anunna
5. Anunnaki
6. Anunnaku
7. Asalluhi
8. Asarluhi
9. Ašimbabbar
10. Aššur
11. Aya
12. Adad
13. Baba
14. Bau
15. Belet-ili
16. Belet-ṣeri
17. Dagan
18. Damu
19. Dilimbabbar
20. Dumuzi
21. Enki
22. Ea
23. Enlil
24. Ellil
25. Ereškigal
26. Erra
27. Geštinanna
28. Girra
29. Gula
30. Haya
31. Igigi
32. Igigu
33. Inana
34. Iškur
35. Ištar
36. Ištaran
37. Kišar
38. Lugalerra
39. Lugalgirra
40. Lugalirra
41. Meslamtaea
42. Marduk
43. Mulliltu
44. Mullissu
45. Mylitta
46. Nabu
47. Nanaya
48. Namma
49. Nammu
50. Nanna
51. Nergal
52. Nidaba
53. Ninazu
54. Ningirsu
55. Ningišzida
56. Ninhursanga
57. Ninisinna
58. Ninkarrak
59. Ninlil
60. Ninmah
61. Ninsi'anna
62. Ninsumun
63. Ninsun
64. Ninšubur
65. Nintud
66. Nintur
67. Ninurta
68. Nisaba
69. Nudimmud
70. Numušda
71. Nunamnir
72. Nuska
73. Nusku
74. Pabilsag
75. Papsukka
76. Sin
77. Suen
78. Šala
79. Šamaš
80. Šerida
81. Tašmetu
82. Tiamat
83. Uttu
84. Utu
85. Zababa



Developmental Alphabet by popularity of use

A          %          E          %          I             %            O           %            U           %
61        71%    15       17%     49          57%        0          0%            40        47%

B          %          C          %          D             %            F           %            G           %
12       14%       0          0%        8            9%            0            0%          15       17%

H          %          J          %          K             %            L           %            M           %
5           5%       0          0%        11           12%       19         22%       19           22%

N          %          P          %          Q             %            R           %            S           %
41        48%      2           2%       0             0%        24         28%         34          40%

T          %          V          %          W             %            X           %            Y           %
14         16%     0           0%       0               0%         0            0%          4          4%

Z          %
4           4%



Popularity of Use
71% A:
57% I, A:
48% N, I, A: Nanna, Inana, An,
47% U, N, I, A: Anu, Anunna,
40% S, U, N, I, A: Sin, Ninsun, Ninsi'anna, Ninisinna, Assur,
28% R, S, U, N, I, A: Ansar,
22% L, M, R, S, U, N, I, A: Samas, Sala, Nunamnir, Ninsumun,
         Ninlil, Nammu, Namma, Mullissu,
17% G, E, L, M, R, S, U, N, I, A: Suen, Ningirsu, Nergal, Lugalirra,
         Lugalgirra, Lugalerra, Igigu, Igigi, Gula, Girra, Erra, Ellil,
         Enlil, Ea,
16% T, G, E, L, M, R, S, U, N, I, A: Utu, Uttu, Tiamat, Tasmetu,
         Ninurta, Nintur, Mulliltu, Meslamtaea, Istaran, Istar,
         Gestinanna,
14% B, G, T, E, L, M, R, S, U, N, I, A: Nisaba, Ninsubur, Nabu, Bau,
         Baba, Asimbabbar, Belet-ili, Belet-seri,
12% K, B, G, T, E, L, M, R, S, U, N, I, A: Nuska, Nusku, Ninkarrak,
         Kisar, Iskur, Ereskigal, Enki, Anunnaki, Anunnaku,
9% D, K, B, G, T, E, L, M, R, S, U, N, I, A: Serida, Numusda,
       Nudimmud, Nintud, Nidaba, Marduk, Dilimbabbar, Damu,
       Dagan, Adad,
5% H, D, K, B, G, T, E, L, M, R, S, U, N, I, A: Ninmah, Ninhursanga,
       Asalluhi, Asarluhi,
4% Y, Z, H, D, K, B, G, T, E, L, M, R, S, U, N, I, A: Zababa, Ningiszida,
       Ninazu, Nanaya, Haya, Dumuzi, Aya,
2% P, Y, Z, H, D, K, B, G, T, E, L, M, R, S, U, N, I, A: Papsukka,
       Papilsag, Mylitta,
0% O, C, F, J, Q, V, W, X


Conclusion
48% Nanna (moon god), Inana (love & war; venus), An (sky god)
So here we have neolithic interest in the Moon, Venus, and Sky.

47% Anu (An as adopted by akkadians), Anunna (enlil?)
40% Sin (nanna as adopted by akkadians), Ninsun (Divine mother of gilgames), Ninsi'anna (venus), Ninisinna (healing goddess), Assur (east-semetic sungod/archer; city)

The oldest parts of Bronze age Assur were found beneath the ishtar temple (istar occuring at 16% which is the peak of polythiest pantheon development while ishtar at 5% which is beyond the peak pantheon growth).
It means Assur is initially a permanant neolithic settlement and there are as yet unidentified earlier layers below the bronze age city.

Linguistic Archaeology: The Zapotec Pantheon

Names from Zapotec mythology

1. Batman
2. Beydo
3. Cocijo
4. Cociyo
5. Copichja
6. Copijcha
7. Coque Nexo
8. Coquee Laa
9. Coqueelaa
10. Coquenexo
11. Coqui Bezelao
12. Coqui Huani
13. Coqui Nexo
14. Coqui Xee
15. Coquie Laa
16. Coquinexo
17. Corichacozee
18. Cosana
19. Coxana
20. Cozaana
21. Cozichacozee
22. Dios Murciélago
23. Dubdo
24. Gobicha
25. Gocio
26. Huichaana
27. Huichana Dao
28. Huichana Quiag Lao
29. Kedo
30. Locio
31. Loçio
32. Lociyo
33. Mbaz
34. Mbeydo
35. Mdi
36. Mdozin
37. Mse
38. Ndan
39. Ndo'yet
40. Ndoyet
41. Ndozin
42. Ndubdo
43. Nohuichaana
44. Nohuichana
45. Pichana Gobeche
46. Pichanto
47. Piquete Ziña
48. Pítao Copícha
49. Quiabelagayo
50. Quíe Beloo Gaayo


Alphabet by popularity of use
A          %          E          %          I             %            O           %            U           %
29        58%      22        44%     32          64%       43         86%       21         42%

B          %          C          %          D             %            F           %            G           %
11         22%    33         66%     13            26%      0            0%          7            14%

H          %          J          %          K             %            L           %            M           %
14         28%     3          6%        1              2%         11         22%        6            12%

N          %          P          %          Q             %            R           %            S           %
22        44%      6         12%       14          28%         1           2%          2          4%

T          %          V          %          W             %            X           %            Y           %
5          10%      0           0%        0             0%          6           12%        7           14%

Z          %
8           16%



Popularity of Use
86% O:
66% C, O:
64% I, C, O:
58% A, I, C, O:
44% N, E, A, I, C, O:
42% U, N, E, A, I, C, O:
28% H, Q, U, N, E, A, I, C, O: Nohuichana, Nohuichaana,
         Huichaana, Coqui Huani,
26% D, H, Q, U, N, E, A, I, C, O: Ndan, Huichana Dao,
22% B, L, D, H, Q, U, N, E, A, I, C, O: Ndubdo, Loçio, Locio, Dubdo,
         Coquie Laa, Coqueelaa, Coquee Laa,
16% Z, B, L, D, H, Q, U, N, E, A, I, C, O: Ndozin, Cozichacozee,
        Cozaana, Coqui Bezelao,
14% G, Y, Z, B, L, D, H, Q, U, N, E, A, I, C, O: Quíe Beloo Gaayo,
         Quiabelagayo, Lociyo, Huichana Quiag Lao, Gocio, Gobicha,
         Cociyo, Beydo,
12% M, P, X, G, Y, Z, B, L, D, H, Q, U, N, E, A, I, C, O:
         Pichana Gobeche, Mse, Mdozin, Mdi, Mbeydo, Mbaz,
         Coxana, Coquinexo, Coqui Xee, Coqui Nexo, Coquenexo,
         Coque Nexo, Batman
10% T, M, P, X, G, Y, Z, B, L, D, H, Q, U, N, E, A, I, C, O:
         Pítao Copícha, Piquete Ziña, Pichanto, Ndoyet, Ndo'yet,
6% J, T, M, P, X, G, Y, Z, B, L, D, H, Q, U, N, E, A, I, C, O: Copijcha,
      Copichja, Cocijo,
4% S, J, T, M, P, X, G, Y, Z, B, L, D, H, Q, U, N, E, A, I, C, O: Cosana,
2% R, K, S, J, T, M, P, X, G, Y, Z, B, L, D, H, Q, U, N, E, A, I, C, O:
       Dios Murciélago, Kedo, Corichacozee,


Conclusion:
28% Earliest known Gods appear as Nohuichana, Nohuichaana (goddess of Creation)- her partner cozaana actually appears much later, Huichaana (a variation on nohuichaana), and Coqui Huani (god of light entertainment). So the initial Zapotec Pantheon is the Goddess of Creation and the God of Humor.

26% the variations on the creator goddess continue to spread, but now Ndan (sea god/goddess - gender unknown) appears.

22% we get pantheon growth with Ndubdo (god of corn), Loçio (god of unpleasant weather), Locio(ditto), Dubdo(corn), Coquie Laa (god of wealth/red food colouring), Coqueelaa(ditto), Coquee Laa(ditto), thus we see the Agricultural pantheon development.

16% Ndozin (god of death, justice, night, and messenger of the sea god), Cozichacozee (god of war), Cozaana (a new 'creator god' now paired with the initial creator goddess), Coqui Bezelao (god of death) appear. Looks like the peaceful times have ended,

Largest Pantheon Growth occurs during the 14%-12% period.

Spanish arrive at 2% (with Dios Murciélago-spanish batman) not quite ending further cultural development- R is absorbed from the Spanish resulting in Corichacozee (god of war). Kedo (evil god of death- suddenly the god of death is evil, likely caused by christian influence).

28% The first Gods of the Zapotec

1. Nohuichana
2. Nohuichaana
3. Huichaana
4. Coqui Huani

Alphabet by popularity of use
A          %          E          %          I             %            O           %            U           %
4          100%     0          0%       4            100%       3           75%        4           100%

B          %          C          %          D             %            F           %            G           %
0           0%        4          100%    0              0%         0            0%         0            0%

H          %          J          %          K             %            L           %            M           %
4           100%   0          0%        0             0%          0            0%         0              0%

N          %          P          %          Q             %            R           %            S           %
4           100%    0           0%       1              25%       0            0%          0            0%

T          %          V          %          W             %            X           %            Y           %
0           0%        0          0%        0               0%         0             0%         0          0%

Z          %
0           0%

Popularity of use

100% A, I, U, C, H, N: Huichaana,

75% O, A, I, U, C, H, N: Nohuichana, Nohuichaana,

25% Q, O, A, I, U, C, H, N: Coqui Huani,

0% E, B, D, F, G, J, K, L, M, P, R, S, T, V, W, X, Y, Z

Conclusion: At 100% Huichaana is the initial form of the creation goddess, the No- Prefix later added by 75% of the population suggesting a population division with significant adoption of the New Prefix. 

25% The god of light entertainment is a late appearance entity (either child/lover of the creator goddess, or a new local god in use by 25% of the over all linguistic group - though its by 33% of the new 75% group).

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Art Folio: The Old Mill

In the distance a decaying timber windmill seems to creak and groan under the slightest breeze.